1. He snores. It's this God awful sound like lying INSIDE a jet engine.

2. He has this thing with family. And morals and values and all this warm and fuzzy shit.

3. If he painted his nails black -- like mine! -- he'd be emo.

4. He stabbed me with a fork once. I mean, come on now. BE A MAN.

5. He also stole my purple pen. He says it's because he's ( Read more... )

She didn't move when the door opened, barely even looked up. Didn't need to really, she knew that walk from a mile away.

"You better have brought popcorn, 'cause I'm watching a movie," she told him, turning the volume down the tiniest bit. She was indeed watching a movie, The Valentine's Day Massacre- she thought it was fitting, for the holiday and ( Read more... )

1. Under the mistletoe.

2. New Orleans

3. Hell

4. Hell

5. Hell

6. I Love Lucy Land

7. Hell

8. Lawrence

9. The backseat.

10. My my, how the times have changed.

1. "Absolute power corupts absolutely ( Read more... )

Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names by there is one you cannot deny

My name is Satan!

Hi everybody!
Let me tell you a little about myself.

My name's Ruby and I'm a demon. Oh now now, before you go ( Read more... )

I am all about invoking the right to bitch slap.

1. Whomever edited the Bible. They did a bang up job there.

2. Albus Miscellaneous Middle Names Dumbledore. If he was going to be a raging homosexual, then why couldn't he grow the balls to leap out of the proverbial closet?

3. Harry Potter. Sure, some angst was warranted, but geez kid, give it a ( Read more... )

Because I don't need saving, that was a one time thing, I'm gonna do this one a little... backwards. Because I can.

1. Sam

2. Bobby

3. Dean

4. Tamara

5. Sam

6. Sam

7. Notice a pattern?

8. Sam's french fries

9. Sam (It's ineveitable.)

10. Dean (It's a deal.)

1. I'm a demon.

2. Like from Hell.

3. You know, that place with all the fire and the devils and oh yeah, demons.

4. That's home sweet home.

5. Okay, so there's no sign that says 'home sweet home', but I'm looking into it.

6. I've got a thing for tall guys.

7. Tall guys are key. (Not the key, except to the Hell Gate, but that's a different story ( Read more... )